Comedian wedding speech

"Just always keep this in mind as you embark on your married life together: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is [insert bride or groom name here]." "As you settle into your married life together, remember the four magic words that will keep any marriage strong: 'I'll do the dishes.'"

When it comes to weddings, comedians feel your pain. They, too, had to buy the purple taffeta bridesmaid dresses, dance the Chicken Dance, and sit through drunken toasts that never seem to end. Thankfully, as a result, they’ve gifted us with some of the funniest observations about weddings that we’ve ever heard.

“ When you get married, you stand there and you say ”Til death do you part.’ That’s what you say in the marriage vows — make that vow, stay together forever. The divorce rate is sky high, so everybody’s just lying their asses off. Why don’t we come clean? Let’s be honest, you know?

If you and your partner share a friend group, this zingy quote is the perfect addition to your thank-you speech at your reception. After all, those friends of yours sure have put up with a lot during your relationship journey with your partner, and they've seen you both at your best and your worst—and your funniest, of course.